My mother rejects the Oxford comma.
It always comes back to the personal, doesn't it?
My dad's a really smart person. I am, too. I still never bought my spouse a surprise dishwasher for Christmas.
Y'all with your newfangled computer thingies have no idea what it was like to strive for perfection, only to be thwarted by a sticky space bar.
I can't remember the last time I wrote anything substantive longhand, and I should.