SEVERANCE S1E5: The Grim Barbarity Of Optics and Design

"I kinda think Lumon may be up to something." "What, like with your paychecks?"

SEVERANCE S1E4: The You You Are

"I could not, with a razor to my throat, be less interested in being your family."

"If they come back and attack us, I think we should kill Mark."

"That's 10 points off. You have 90 points remaining."

In Which: we meet our cast, and have an inciting incident.

I'm going to enjoy the small victories anyway, for a little bit.

I expected the usual narrative. I was wrong.

To be honest, I only watched THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE because I thought my kid would like it.

I'd be really, really worried about a guy who manages to so easily convince more than one serial killer that they're BFFs.

With apologies to all of the great religious figures in history: turn the other cheek, my ass.