My mother rejects the Oxford comma.
Flashback Two: January 2, 1965
My dad's a really smart person. I am, too. I still never bought my spouse a surprise dishwasher for Christmas.
Flashback One: Prologue, January 29, 1965
Y'all with your newfangled computer thingies have no idea what it was like to strive for perfection, only to be thwarted by a sticky space bar.
I can't remember the last time I wrote anything substantive longhand, and I should.